Thursday, December 10, 2015

Red Alert! Red Alert!

This is Jean-Luc Picard, Captain of the Starship USS Enterprise.  In fifteen minutes, we will be landing in Beijing.  Please wear your oxygen mask on leaving the ship and keep it on during our stay in Beijing.  You may remove it when you reboard the Enterprise.

Repeat.  This not a call to battle stations.  It's to warn you that breathing Beijing air, like cigarets, is dangerous to your health.

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